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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.

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2/16/2022

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Another Kanye Podcast - Episode 33

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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2/9/2022

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Uncancellable - Episode 32

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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2/2/2022

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Keep It In The Drafts - Episode 31

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Where to follow us: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/crashdummiespodcast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@crashdummiespodcast?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/CrashDummiesPod Follow Mike: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mike.esiobu/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9wt3d4gD4Jhh2-aE6ORTXQ Follow Pat: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pjohnson_jr/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCprtiCBnght4lY-44KmR2cA https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCprtiCBnght4lY-44KmR2cA --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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1/26/2022

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A Third-Party - Episode 30

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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1/19/2022

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Kanye Vs Pete - Episode 29

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Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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1/12/2022

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Taco Bell Wings - Episode 28

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Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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12/29/2021

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A Fetty Wap Christmas - Episode 27

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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12/22/2021

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Explosionist - Episode 26

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Merch Available now https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com. 0:00 - Intro 3:10 - Jake Paul 12:09 - Semi Truck Accident 22:10 - Crimes in 4K 23:12 - Protocols 27:00 - New baby mama 33:48 - Christmas Relationship 37:11 - Child of an athlete 41:15 - Better chance of doing? 46:00 - 5 days left 53:15 - Would you rather? (Past bs Future) 1:00:10 - Would you rather? (Money) 1:08:41 - Closing Time --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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12/15/2021

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Off The Back - Episode 25

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Merch Available now https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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12/8/2021

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Sallie Mae is On Instagram! - Episode 24

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/ 0:00 - Intro 1:30 - Sallie Mae is on Instagram 4:27 - Parmesan Debate 9:15 - Mike’s PSA 11:33 - Talking Dogs 13:31 - Haircuts (Then v Now) 19:10 - Spotify Wrap Up 24:33 - Merch Update 25:25 - Would you rather (Surviving 15 minutes) 30:34 - DM from Mohamed 36:46 - Fake Vaccination Card 39:17 - Celebrities Addressing Rumors 43:40 - What would you do? (Tik Tok) 45:10 - Would you rather ( Minor Super Power) 50:12 - Mikes Story/ How do you wake up? 52:21 - How do you get into your car? 54:44 - GPS talking ish 55:30 - Squid Games 2.0 59:39 - Kevin Hart & The Rock 1:04:29 - Would you rather (Sleep/Wake 20 hours) 1:07:11 - Price going up? 1:11:44 - Santa Clause is Real 1:17:05 - Nike 1:17:43 - YK Osiris 1:24:30 - Would you rather? ( Take back/ Hear everything) 1:28:00 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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12/1/2021

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Kanye’s Prayer - Episode 23

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Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/ 0:00 - Intro 2:20 - Kimye 11:36 - Money Truck 16:42 - Black Friday 19:11 - Bank Heist 21:29 - Dollar Tree 25:31 - Pros vs Fans 29:37 - Poop Spray 31:24 - Would you rather? 35:11 - Would you rather? 36:26 - Would you rather? (Fighting Scenarios) 43:07 - Weird Scenario (Mike’s Fight Story) 47:19 - Crazy Story 53:21 - what would you do? (Pats Story) 55:56 - Parent Teacher Conference 1:00:03 - Can you do this? 1:03:12 - Would you rather? 1:04: 57 - Holiday Season 1:06:27 - Entrepreneur Day 1:08:24 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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11/24/2021

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Birthday Behavior - Episode 22

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Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies. 0:00 - Intro 5:05 - Young Dolph 10:32 - Money isn’t everything 12:50 - When somebody tries to sell you something 17:30 - Rappers vs NBA 19:16 - Lebron Fights 24:30 - Would you rather? 26:05 - Americans 28:42 - Organ Donor 35:00 - Holiday Season 36:24 - One Animal 39:14 - Not that many Jrs 41:21 - Pat’s Subway Rant 43:30 - Deserved to get scammed 45:35 - Old Country Buffet 47:22 - What store would you bring back 49:53 - Mike isn’t a gang member 52:12 - Would you rather? 57:00 - Thanksgiving 1:00:00 - PETA Protest 1:02:19 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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11/17/2021

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X-Ray Vision - Episode 21

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies. Malcom's Podcast- "Survive! The Podcast" https://open.spotify.com/show/6o3STui7mLlwGdcMjPbydD?si=Osd6ZPMPQjOIRE9kO3RkFA&utm_source=copy-link https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/survive-the-podcast/id1538179391 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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11/10/2021

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We’re Back - Episode 20

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Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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11/3/2021

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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

No Podcast this week but we didn't want to leave you all without something to listen to. So we put together a compilation of our funniest moments . See yall next week! Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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10/27/2021

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Seekers or Secrets? - Episode 19

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Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies. 0:00 - Intro 3:28 - Alec Baldwin 9:35 - Black Vs White Churches 17:23 - Merch Update 18:34 - Would you rather? 21:40 - Secrets or Seekers? 24:19 - Ghost Driving 30:20 - Donald Trump Update 30:39 - Favorite Song 34:43 - Would you rather? 36:37 - Old MTV 41:55 - Would you rather? 45:30 - Old Men at the gym 48:48 - Would you rather? 51:10 - Different Language 52:17 - Would you rather? 55:08 - NBA 75 1:01:55 - Most Useless body part 1:02:48 - Caitlyn Jenner (Outro) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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10/20/2021

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The Bachelor Has To End - Episode 18

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Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 3:26 - Would you rather? 7:35 - We were in a play 14:56 - Jon Gruden 25:40 - Would you rather? 27:21 - Merch coming soon! 28:43 - Overrated/Underrated/Accurate 37:51 - The Bachelor has to end 46:35 - Mike went to Culvers 49:52 - Would you rather? 52:28 - “You” Season 3 (No spoilers) 57:33 - Which came first? 1:01:15 - Do you close the door? 1:04:21 - Grocery Carrying? 1:08:29 - Would you rather? 1:11:48 - Hypothetical question 1:14:08 - Would you rather? 1:18:05 - Hooters 1:28:40 - WNBA 1:32:39 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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10/13/2021

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Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 1:27 - Fury vs Wilder 12:10 - Dave Chappelle 19:40 - Have you watched this? 21:54 - Spooky Season 25:35 - Would you Rather? 29:54 - Facebook is down 34:40 - The Rock is a rapper? 39:14 - Would you rather? 42:39 - Relatable 50:36 - You met who? 54:14 - He’s pregnant?? 57:42 - Mike is stupid 58: 55 - Tis the season 1:02:30 - Different perspectives 1:05:14 - Drake & Chris Brown sued 1:07:49 - Hangry 1:10:12 - Commercial Comedy 1:18:10 - Would you rather 1:21:57 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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10/6/2021

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YikYak and The McRib Are Back! - Episode 16

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Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 3:30 - Urban Meyer 7:53 - Squid Games 15:10 - Lil Baby 16:49 - Give me my money back 19:14 - Roll the dice 22:25 - Powerball Numbers 24:20 - Plane crash 26:50 - Yik Yak 34:23 - Devious Acts 36:56 - McRib is back 38:30 - Spooky season 44:19 - Walmart vs Target 49:00 - Vaccinated 1:03:18 - Superpowers 1:06:11 - Scalp Lickers 1:07:44 - Wanna get taller? 1:10:08 - Dress up 1:12:20 - Friend Zoned 1:20:00 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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9/29/2021

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You Going To Jail Now - Episode 15

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Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 3:57 - Orcas and Sea Lions 6:11 - Gabby Petito 12:13 - Cancel Him 15:25 - Fish McMuffin 19:58 - American Eating 24:03 - Prison Time for Money 27:33 - Dumb Crimes 28:45 - Kanye West Following People 32:39 - Unwritten Rules 41:09 - Girl Lyrics 42:36 - WYR: Snakes and Bulls 48:16 - This We Watched As Kids 52:36 - Mike’s Story 54:50 - Being Famous For The Wrong Thing 01:03:29 - Pranks 01:06:12 - The Rock 01:08:46 - Drake Vs Michael Jackson 01:16:16 - Singing Into a Fan 01:18:07 - WYR: Jaw or Ankle 01:19:06 - New iPhone 01:22:10 - The View 01:25:41- Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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